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*Any list of Star Wars quotes is bound to be incomplete, unless you call it the “3,720 Best Star Wars Quotes Ever!” or you just hand somebody a stack of the scripts of the Star Wars movies and call that stack the set of “best Star Wars quotes ever.”
That’s yet another awesome thing about Star Wars – the fact that I could limit this list to 100 in honor of our 100th episode, and know for a fact there are still dozens of quotes worthy of inclusion. So please, share your additional favorites in the comments.
The podcast features two awesome pieces of music playing underneath the reading of the quotes: Coyote Kisses’ Star Wars Binary Suns Remix and Noize Tank’s Star Wars Cantina Band Remix. (Thanks so much for making them free to download!)
On the podcast, I read the list without naming the characters who said them, and I randomized the list, so it’s not coming by character or movie. See how many you recognize!
- “Soon I’ll be dead, and you with me.”
- “I don’t like you either.”
- “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
- “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
- “Hello, what have we here?”
- “That’s no moon, it’s a space station.”
- “This party’s over.”
- “Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”
- “I am not a committee!”
- “Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.”
- “Boring conversation anyway.”
- “You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short.”
- “Now, young Skywalker… you will die.”
- “You weak-minded fool!”
- “you’ll be malfunctioning in a day you near-sighted scrap pile.”
- “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for…”
- “Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?!”
- “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
- “Look at the size of that thing!”
- “Wipe them out. All of them.”
- “Laugh it up, Fuzzball.”
- “Never tell me the odds!”
- “I’m programmed for etiquette, not destruction!”
- “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
- “What a piece of junk!”
- “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
- “You’re gonna die here, you know. Convenient.”
- “This is where the fun begins.”
- “I’m not really interested in your opinion, Threepio.”
- “When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.”
- “Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
- “There’s always a bigger fish.”
- “You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule.”
- “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
- “Apology accepted, Captain Needa.”
- “Shut him up or shut him down.”
- “Yes or no will do.”
- “It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.”
- “He is as clumsy as he is stupid!”
- “A certain point of view?!”
- “Watch this!”
- “Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.”
- “He’s the brains, sweetheart!”
- “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
- “Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?”
- “I don’t care what you smell!”
- “I care.”
- “For a mechanic, you seem to do an incessant amount of thinking.”
- “General Grievous, you’re shorter than I expected.”
- “This is madness.”
- “Another happy landing.”
- “I don’t know. Fly casual.”
- “Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy.”
- “Poodoo!”
- “But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!”
- “It’s worse.”
- “Sorry about the mess…”
- “Are you an angel?”
- “The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.”
- “This is such a drag.”
- “Oh, this is going to be easy.”
- “Good job.”
- “Would it help if I got out and pushed?!!”
- “How rude!”
- “Don’t do that again.”
- “R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!”
- “I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s gotta hurt.”
- “The force is strong with this one.”
- “Back door, huh? Good idea!”
- “Remember…the Force will be with you, always.”
- “If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?”
- “Patience, my blue friend.”
- “I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.”
- “I’m glad you’re here to tell us these things.”
- “I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.”
- “What?!”
- “Bounty hunters! We don’t need their scum.”
- “Why do I get the feeling that we’ve picked up another pathetic life form?”
- “Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”
- “Process them.”
- “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky”
- “Pull up! All craft, pull up!”
- “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
- “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
- “Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!”
- “You just watch yourself.”
- “When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.”
- “Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.”
- “No reward is worth this.”
- “No, wait, I thought you were blind!”
- “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
- “One thing’s for sure, we’re all going to be a lot thinner.”
- “So uncivilized!”
- “This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn’t have a plan for getting out?”
- “Nooo!”
- “It’s a trap!”
- “Not to worry. We’re still flying half a ship.”
- “ I hate it when he does that.”
- “What have you done?! I’m BACKWARDS.”
- “Great shot kid, that was one in a million.”
And there you have it! Thank you so much for listening to the podcast and checking out the website here. After 100 episodes, you can see how committed I am to Star Wars 7×7, and I hope you’ll show your support for this podcast by becoming a Patron via our Patreon Page. It’s like Kickstarter, but for artists and creatives doing fresh and unique things in this world.
Thanks again, and here’s to our next 100 episodes together!